Sarah, Bristol, and Levi
by: Dark Wraith
This article in summary is also being added as an update to "The Rumor about Sarah," published here at Big Brass Blog on August 31, 2008.In what might be characterized as a remarkable coincidence, Sarah Palin, GOP nominee John McCain's running mate, has announced that her 17-year-old daughter Bristol is five months pregnant. Rumors had been swirling in the Blogosphere that Gov. Palin had faked her last pregnancy to cover for her daughter, who was absent from school for almost five months with what the family claimed was a case of mononucleosis (see "The Rumor about Sarah," for details). Now, however, with the announcement that the unmarried Bristol was pregnant in April of this year, it would be highly unlikely, but not impossible, for Palin's latest child, Trig, who was born April 18, 2008, to have been Bristol's.
The Palin family is not releasing information about the individual who impregnated Bristol, other than that his first name is "Levi," and that he is going to marry Bristol. While the family's discretion in protecting the young man is admirable given that Gov. Palin is now making her daughter a public figure to kill a rumor, the question of his age is a matter of concern, given that Bristol might have been 16 years old at the time he impregnated her.
While not serving as a ringing validation of Gov. Palin's firm stance in favor of abstinence-only education, the announcement of Bristol's pregnancy, as stunningly convenient as the situation is, should nevertheless pretty much end any questions about who gave birth to Trig.
At least for the time being.
The Dark Wraith will take his shotgun to the wedding in case Levi plans to accessorize his tux with running shoes.





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Duh.......that's a short trip!
I'm surprised he didn't add: ".Oh Did I Mention I'm A POW."