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Tabloid News

by: Foiled Goil

National Enquirer Exclusive


National Enquirer:
Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin attempted to quietly have her daughter Bristol get married before news of her pregnancy leaked out, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively in its new issue.

Palin planned for the wedding to take place right after the Republican National Convention and then she was going to announce the pregnancy.

But Bristol, 17, refused to go along with the plan and that sparked a mother-daughter showdown over the failed coverup.

The ultra-conservative governor’s announcement about her daughter’s pregnancy came hours after The ENQUIRER informed her representatives and family members of Levi Johnston, the father of Bristol’s child, that we were aware of the pregnancy and were going to break the news.

In a preemptive strike Palin released the news, creating political shockwaves.

The ENQUIRER has also learned that Palin’s family is embroiled in a vicious war that is now exposing her darkest secrets, threatening to destroy her political career.

Palin’s ongoing war with her ex brother-in-law Mike Wooten, a state trooper, has caused multiple sources to come forward with shocking allegations about the governor.

Details of those allegations, the family feud, and Palin’s attempt to cover up her teen daughter’s pregnancy are in the new issue of The ENQUIRER.



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13 comments:

Ouch.

The Dark Wraith hears the sound of the McCain Straight Talk Express Death Star imploding.
by: Dark Wraith (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 01:56
biggrin "Enquiring minds want to know."

I really can't blame any politician for not wanting to throw more gasoline on the fire. After all, they have their own paid shills for that. Then, there still are some in the media that just like to stir things up a little more. And, gee, there are bloggers who do it for free!

More popcorn, please.
by: Foiled Goil (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 02:16
Wait a minute!

You mean I'm doing this for free?!

Oh, that's right.

Well, it's a good thing I am; otherwise, I'd feel guilty about making money circling the carrion.

The Dark Wraith should probably swoop down closer and see if old Johnny Boy is still a-twitchin'.
by: Dark Wraith (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 02:33
ing6 {{Wraith}}, Free for me, too! Payment isn't the only reward.
by: Foiled Goil (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 02:45
Wait a minute.

You mean I'm not paying you people, either?!

Ah, that's right.

The Dark Wraith always knew there was something he liked about socialism.
by: Dark Wraith (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 02:59
Thank you for having me on your team, Professor.
by: Foiled Goil (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 03:09
Well, I'll tell the both of you something right now.
PoLT does NOT work for free.
PoLT demands lots of butter (the REAL stuff) and sea salt on HIS popcorn.
by: Peter of Lone Tree (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 09:53
nope, we're the new incarnation of the "poisonous scribblers" that plagued king georgie. . .apt that.
by: Minstrel Boy (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 11:12
The Dark Wraith notes, at the very least, that we altogether skipped the grim level of "mainstream media journalists," here.
by: Dark Wraith (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 12:04
DW,
Helen Keller could be a "mainstream media journalist" today.
Think how nice it'll be when someone invents movable type!
by: Father Tyme (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 12:41
*puff puff*

Am I late? Brought the butter...
and this guy (c'mere, Joey) teaches tapdancing.
by: tali (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 13:28
This place gets weird after Happy Hour.
by: Dark Wraith (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 21:23
Happy Hour can be whenever one wants it, dear Wraith: the sun is always over the yardarm, somewhere.
by: Foiled Goil (contact) - 03 Sep '08 - 21:58



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Title: Tabloid News
Date posted: 03 Sep '08 - 01:15
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